“You would if you could but you can’t so you won’t.” —Linux fortune
- And he told me: you're over that situation, you're a bearded man, you're important. Anything you think you can't solve, is because the light produced by the star is blinding you, and her eyes are seeing you, watching you, hating you, planning something wrong to you; and in that situations you must remember the hair in your beard, you must remember that you're not good, you're not better, you're the best! Repeat with me: I'm the best!
- Me: I'm the best!
- He: what was that? I'M THE BEEEEST!
- Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I'M THE BEEEEEEEEEEEST!